canadianslut:

I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this

gnarly-gnat:

one time at a wax museum i thought one of the tour guides was a wax person cuz they were just standing there not moving so i go up to them like “who the fuck is this supposed to be” then they just looked at me and laughed

meladoodle:

*throws coins at strippers really hard*